"say what you want to say. say what you need to say..." ~ john mayer

i've been told i should write a blog. this is me writing a blog - mostly about nothing. well...at least nothing that's mind-blowing or life-changing. furthermore, there are no rules and no limitations to this blog. lawd only knows i've never been a rule follower! i suppose in some ways that this is my opportunity to just say what it is i want and need to say, and for those of you who know me best...i'm probably not going to apologize for it.

if you've ever just wanted to unload, vent, bitch, moan and whine about life and how much it sucks kaka, and not care to be judged while just putting your feelings out there...here's your chance. or perhaps you want to tell everyone what blows your hair back and what a great day it is to be alive...bring it on! (i haven't always been a pessimist)! wink-wink. nudge-nudge. so read on my fellow bloggers!

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01 August 2010

My First Bitch Post!

so i have to premise this post by saying i started creating this blog about a month ago and the following were some initials thoughts from that time.

you know that feeling...maybe you have no one to talk to in the middle of the night and instead of drunk dialing, drunk texting, or drunk emailing the wrong person...you can just drunk blog to whoever is out there listening. this i will say with certainty...i'm listening...ahh-hem...i mean reading. so perhaps i won't be reading at two in the morning when you come home so shit-faced drunk that you're stumbling up the stairs while trying to unlock your door while simultaneously trying to unzip your pants because you're about to piss yourself from all that beer you consumed (didn't you just go two minutes ago in the alley?). and, in your "obliterated, about to piss yourself state" you're also thinking about how great some pizza would be shoved down your throat. in fact, you're so concentrated on your late night munchies you trip over yourself and fall on your face while waking up your neighbor(s) because you were trying to kick off your pants while walking to the bathroom, (apparently multi-tasking, a.k.a. thinking and kicking off your pants at the same time is not a good idea when you're a lush), only to get there and not be able to decide whether you should piss or ralph your guts out first. whatever it is you decide to do in your drunken state, perhaps it includes drunk blogging before you pass out, wake up the next day with your contacts about ready to pop outta your eyeballs, death breath, drool crusted to your cheek, pizza sauce on your keyboard, and a headache so fierce that even your hair hurts. and p.s. you're thinking, "what day of the week is it?" "am i suppose to be at work?" and "how did i get all those bruises?" and "where are my keys?" shit. oh right! they're still hanging in the lock of the door on the OUTSIDE! CLEARLY a very effective place for them to be!

as i said...no rules, no limits, no judgment! just your honest, upfront and true feelings, thoughts, bitches, etc., that you want the world (or at least my world), to read, share, laugh and maybe cry about. however! crying is only allowed in small doses or when you're drunk and can't help yourself...like me acting like a jackass the other night. see...NO JUDGMENTS FROM ME!

all i'm saying is that this is your "get out of jail free" card blog...let it rip! perhaps you'll get the advice or honesty you're looking for in response to whatever it is you need and want to say. i don't know...i'm just here to bitch.

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